The OFFICIAL first episode of your soon to be FAVORITE podcast is here!!!!
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In this episode, we talk about what weird things we have put on our private areas and Dave attempts to review “Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance” and tells us about his weird church experience. You can also expect more of Dave’s awesome and enthusiastic stories.
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Milky here, presenting our official first episode. Not sure that much people are going to listen to it, but we’re trying to have some fun. We have not yet figured out an intro song for the pod, but I guess it will all come with time. You can definitely hear an improvement in the quality of episode one compared to episode 0 (hopefully). This episode runs for about an hour and 19 minutes, so it won’t take too much time out of your day. So listen to it you fucking pricks!! On a serious note, we would really appreciate you guys giving us a chance. Also please excuse my prepubescent sounding voice.
Two new segments are introduced.
First, Ponch presents “Get a Load of This,” I will be posting the links here below:
Some Shit about Spanish TV
Second, I bring in a game for us to play.
Loads of FUN:
Price is Milky
all the extra info and images you will need will be posted here:
Fleshlight Succu Dry – Vampire Sex In A Can
Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience.
Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.
Dildo Gas Mask
Area 51 Love Doll
It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades…incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.
Rubber Fisting Mitten
This full-length fisting glove will give your playtime a whole new dimension. Shoulder length looks will give your sub a shudder when they wonder exactly how far you’re planning on taking this…literally! The blunt end of the glove makes the act of fisting more comfortable and the appearance of this glove makes the experience that much more powerful for the sub (and it’s plenty of fun for the Dom/me too!) Use plenty of latex safe silicone lubricant when using this and don’t forget to use some to shine your fisting glove like I have here. Use some on the inside to make it slip on easier too. One size, sold individually.
Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod or any music player, and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. Includes splitter, 5-ft freedom cord, and velvety privacy pouch. iPod is not included.
Tags: church, don francisco, ghost rider 2, loads of fun, price is milky, religion, sabado gigante, star wars, weird sex toys
What it is: A vibrating dildo with balls, a suction cup base, and a “robust flashing penis head.”
What it does: It’s like a rave inside your pussy.
Who uses it: Not recommended for people with epilepsy; the flashing lights can trigger seizures.
Other uses: Road flare, strobe light for parties.
This toy gives you an excellent orgasmic light show. It has 4 impulse variations of vibration, pulsation and escalation. Women who have tried this one out loved the fact that you can use the flashing lights as a way to tease their partner in the dark. However, there were some who said it was a little small to be a pussy dildo, but thought it was amazing for anal. The suction cup allows you to do doggystyle all by yourself, or other fun self pleasuring positions..