Dropping Loads

Tagged: “wake up”

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MOVIE – WAKE UP! #21

So… there’s a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie coming out. While there isn’t a trailer, there’s a motion poster out already. If you’ve seen it, you’d probably agree with A Real Dorkie Hero in that we don’t need this movie.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles […]

Continue Reading

LION KING – WAKE UP! #20

Disney’s Lion King is A Real Dorkie Hero’s favorite movie of all time. The newest live-action movie is exciting, but Dorkie’s pretty upset about one thing: Beyonce as Nala. He’s just not happy about that.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always […]

Continue Reading

ANIME – WAKE UP! #19

Growing up, A Real Dorkie Hero simply didn’t like anime due to the cliches and the tropes. However, after being exposed to a recent anime, he would like to inform everyone that anime is good. Dorkie may have gone full weeb.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer […]

Continue Reading

DETECTIVE PIKACHU MOVIE – WAKE UP! #18

So… the trailer for Pokemon: Detective Pikachu came out. A Real Dorkie Hero is a bit uncomfortable with some of the new Pokemon designs… Mr. Mime is terrifying.
Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, […]

Continue Reading

POKEMON: LET’S GO, EEVEE – WAKE UP! #17

A Real Dorkie Hero plays Pokemon. So, he bought Pokemon: Let’s Go, Eevee. While he may be having fun with the game, there are several changes that he believes are bull.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most […]

Continue Reading

KINGDOM HEARTS 3 RELEASE DATE… I WAS RIGHT! – WAKE UP! #16

The Kingdom Hearts 3 release date has been announced for January 2019. Earlier in the year, A Real Dorkie Hero expressed with certainty that Kingdom Hearts 3 would not be released in 2018. He was right… But, he’s happy the game has a release date.

Check out his previous video on […]

Continue Reading

SONY’S DAYS OF PLAY – WAKE UP! #15

Sony is already in hot water at the moment because of Venom. Now, with a limited edition PS4 only available for Days of Play, A Real Dorkie Hero is banishing Sony to the couch.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look […]

Continue Reading

SPACE FORCE – WAKE UP! #14

President Trump just announced that the US will be establishing a Space Force as the sixth branch of the military. A Real Dorkie Hero didn’t want to get political, but he honestly thought it was a joke.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and […]

Continue Reading

PLEASE STOP CRYING AT THE END OF AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR – WAKE UP! #12

People were crying at the end of Avengers: Infinity War. That’s something A Real Dorkie Hero simply does not understand. It’s a comic book movie, some of these characters will come back. He’s imploring to stop wasting your tears.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of […]

Continue Reading

SEMI-APOLOGY TO SONY FOR VENOM – WAKE UP! #11

After seeing the full trailer to Venom, A Real Dorkie Hero is eating a piece of humble pie. He’s issuing a semi-apology to Sony for jumping the gun after seeing their crappy teaser. A Real Dorkie Hero is happy with the way Venom looks…Tom Hardy is another story.

Check out A […]

Continue Reading