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SPACE FORCE – WAKE UP! #14

President Trump just announced that the US will be establishing a Space Force as the sixth branch of the military. A Real Dorkie Hero didn’t want to get political, but he honestly thought it was a joke.

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PLEASE STOP CRYING AT THE END OF AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR – WAKE UP! #12

People were crying at the end of Avengers: Infinity War. That’s something A Real Dorkie Hero simply does not understand. It’s a comic book movie, some of these characters will come back. He’s imploring to stop wasting your tears.

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SEMI-APOLOGY TO SONY FOR VENOM – WAKE UP! #11

After seeing the full trailer to Venom, A Real Dorkie Hero is eating a piece of humble pie. He’s issuing a semi-apology to Sony for jumping the gun after seeing their crappy teaser. A Real Dorkie Hero is happy with the way Venom looks…Tom Hardy is another story.

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STOP HATING ON THE STARFIRE SET PHOTO – WAKE UP! #10

Recently, a few photos on the set of Titans appeared online and people are upset. Mostly about Starfire because she doesn’t quite look the part. A Real Dorkie Hero wants you to chill out because… it’s just a set photo.

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INDIE COMIC BOOKS THAT NEED A MOVIE ADAPTATION – WAKE UP! #9

A Real Dorkie Hero is getting a little tired of all the Marvel and DC live-action movies coming out. It’s too much of the same. Indie comic books deserve some love too. Dorkie suggests a few indie comic book title that should get a movie adaptation.

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VENOM TEASER TRAILER – WAKE UP #8

As a big fan of Spider-man, A Real Dorkie Hero had a lot to say about the recently released teaser trailer for Sony’s Venom. Yeah… he wasn’t happy about it.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of […]

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MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS SEASON 2 VS GOSEI SENTAI DAIRANGER – WAKE UP! #6

With the first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ruined for you, A Real Dorkie Hero continues on his analysis of the Saban action series. Dorkie expounds upon the far superior Gosei Sentai Dairanger, the basis for season 2 of MMPR.

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MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS VS KYORYU SENTAI ZYURANGER – WAKE UP! #5

Do you remember a TV series in your childhood full of bright lights, martial arts, explosions, and silly monsters? “Power Rangers” was likely a favorite among several kids who grew up in the ’90s. A Real Dorkie Hero was one of those children, but he also learned about the original […]

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STOP TELLING ME THAT WRESTLING IS FAKE!! – WAKE UP! #4

A Real Dorkie Hero is a fan of pro wrestling or rather sports entertainment. And because of that, people feel the urge to constantly remind him that it’s fake. He wants you quell that urge because your information will not stop him from watching. Let it go.

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3: DEVELOPMENT HELL – WAKE UP! #2

Kingdom Hearts is a very beloved game franchise that has been going on for about 16 years. Within that time span, they’ve released Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, and a whole slew of side games… but not a three. Though it’s been announced that Kingdom Hearts 3 would come out […]

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