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IF YOU HAD THE INFINITY GAUNTLET, WHO WOULD YOU WIPE OUT? – WTC? #38

SPOILERS! In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos killed a lot of people. A Real Dorkie Hero believes people are vengeful at their core. He wants to know who these con-goers would like to see dissolve into nothingness if they had that type of power.

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LIVE-ACTION SPIDER-MAN ACTORS – WAKE UP! #13

A Real Dorkie Hero is a huge Spider-Man fan. Therefore, he wants to say things about the live-action Spider-Man actors and movies thus far.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, it isn’t. A Real […]

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WOULD YOU RATHER GO BLIND OR LOSE THE ABILITY TO TASTE FOOD? – WTC? #37

There are two very important senses that humans use. ODG and A Real Dorkie Hero want to know if con-goers value tasting food over their sight.

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic book convention attendees by asking the hard-hitting, thought-provoking questions […]

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PLEASE STOP CRYING AT THE END OF AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR – WAKE UP! #12

People were crying at the end of Avengers: Infinity War. That’s something A Real Dorkie Hero simply does not understand. It’s a comic book movie, some of these characters will come back. He’s imploring to stop wasting your tears.

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SEMI-APOLOGY TO SONY FOR VENOM – WAKE UP! #11

After seeing the full trailer to Venom, A Real Dorkie Hero is eating a piece of humble pie. He’s issuing a semi-apology to Sony for jumping the gun after seeing their crappy teaser. A Real Dorkie Hero is happy with the way Venom looks…Tom Hardy is another story.

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HAVE YOU PLEASURED YOURSELF TO NON-PORNOGRAPHIC FILM? – WTC? #36

A Real Dorkie Hero is asking some particularly inappropriate questions this week. One wonders about time-travelling homicide and the other about the misuse non-pornographic films.

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic book convention attendees by asking the hard-hitting, thought-provoking questions that […]

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STOP HATING ON THE STARFIRE SET PHOTO – WAKE UP! #10

Recently, a few photos on the set of Titans appeared online and people are upset. Mostly about Starfire because she doesn’t quite look the part. A Real Dorkie Hero wants you to chill out because… it’s just a set photo.

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WHAT DID YOU THINK OF JUSTICE LEAGUE/THE ROOM? – WTC #35

Two movies rose to relevancy last year. Both due to how bad they were. One was bad for all the right reasons and the other wasn’t. A Real Dorkie Hero wants to know what these con-goers thought of Justice League and The Room.

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PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA? – WTC #34

A Real Dorkie Hero is really passionate about keeping the pineapple away from the pizza. Do others share his opinion? He and ODG find out from these pizza aficionados.

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DO YOU THINK THE KITCHEN IN A STRIP CLUB IS SANITARY? – WTC #33

There are places that you wouldn’t expect to serve food… but do. Strip clubs are often places where you find a good lunch, but considering the services rendered, are their kitchens sanitary? ODG and A Real Dorkie Hero are on the case. These con-goers are a surprising wealth of knowledge, […]

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