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LION KING – WAKE UP! #20

Disney’s Lion King is A Real Dorkie Hero’s favorite movie of all time. The newest live-action movie is exciting, but Dorkie’s pretty upset about one thing: Beyonce as Nala. He’s just not happy about that.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always […]

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ANIME – WAKE UP! #19

Growing up, A Real Dorkie Hero simply didn’t like anime due to the cliches and the tropes. However, after being exposed to a recent anime, he would like to inform everyone that anime is good. Dorkie may have gone full weeb.

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DETECTIVE PIKACHU MOVIE – WAKE UP! #18

So… the trailer for Pokemon: Detective Pikachu came out. A Real Dorkie Hero is a bit uncomfortable with some of the new Pokemon designs… Mr. Mime is terrifying.
Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, […]

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POKEMON: LET’S GO, EEVEE – WAKE UP! #17

A Real Dorkie Hero plays Pokemon. So, he bought Pokemon: Let’s Go, Eevee. While he may be having fun with the game, there are several changes that he believes are bull.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most […]

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WHY COULDN’T THEY UNDERSTAND COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG’S CHARADES? – WTC? #49

A Real Dorkie Hero grew up watching Courage the Cowardly Dog, an animated TV series featuring a pink dog who communicated using his exceptional skills at charades. Despite this, his owners still didn’t understand him. A Real Dorkie Hero wants to know why.

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SZECHUAN SAUCE VS POLYNESIAN SAUCE – WTC? #48

Given the sudden extreme popularity of Szechuan sauce, A Real Dorkie Hero is curious about the ethnic sauces that we find in fast food restaurants. Which is superior? Szechuan sauce or Polynesian sauce?

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:
Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
https://bit.ly/2NUL6sb

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What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show […]

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WOULD YOU DO IT WITH A SEXY TREE? – WTC? #46

Not all trees are created equal. It’s obvious that Groot is the best, but what if it was just an ordinary tree? Is this ordinary tree worthy of your loins? A Real Dorkie Hero wants to know if these cosplayers would have sex with a sexy tree.

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ARE BONELESS CHICKEN WINGS JUST CHICKEN NUGGETS? – WTC? #45

A Real Dorkie Hero has fowls on his mind, whether they be cooked or live. The controversial topics of boneless chicken wings and road-crossing are addressed.

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:
Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
https://bit.ly/2NUL6sb

Batman: Etsy.com/shop/visualvigilante007

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic […]

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DO YOU THINK THAT DRAX CAN ACTUALLY GO INVISIBLE? – WTC? #44

In one key scene of Avengers: Infinity War, Drax reveals a new power. A Real Dorkie Hero wants to know if these congoers believe Drax actually wields this ability.

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:
Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
https://www.facebook.com/allisonchasemakeup/

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings […]

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WOULD YOU HAVE RECRUITED PETER INTO THE X-FORCE? – WTC? #43

Hot off the hype of watching Deadpool 2, A Real Dorkie Hero wants to put these con-goers in Deadpool’s shoes. Given how very ordinary Peter is, would these con-goers recruit him?

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:

Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
https://www.facebook.com/allisonchasemakeup/

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the […]

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