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ADVENTUROUS POSITIONS – WTC? #42

A Real Dorkie Hero is ready to delve into these con-goers’ sex lives. He wants to know just how daring their playtime can get.

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:
Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
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What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic book convention attendees […]

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WHICH CHRIS IS THE BEST CHRIS OF THE MCU? – WTC #41

There are three prominent Chrises in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. All of them are dreamboats, so sometimes it’s tough to pick just one. A Real Dorkie Hero wants to know between Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans, which Chris would these con-goers choose.

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3 RELEASE DATE… I WAS RIGHT! – WAKE UP! #16

The Kingdom Hearts 3 release date has been announced for January 2019. Earlier in the year, A Real Dorkie Hero expressed with certainty that Kingdom Hearts 3 would not be released in 2018. He was right… But, he’s happy the game has a release date.

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WHICH APOCALYPSE WOULD YOU WANT TO LIVE THROUGH? – WTC? #40

Feeling a bit pessimistic about the future, A Real Dorkie Hero is thinking about the end times, but which one? These con-goers can pick between nuclear, zombie, or robot apocalypses.

Special thanks to the following cosplayers:
Catch them on Instagram:
@kdiddy3300
@sonicthecosplayer
@randomologie
@billyceliz
@rhdx5
@givemefivepod
@whereistoemass
@purplemako
https://www.facebook.com/allisonchasemakeup/

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner […]

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SONY’S DAYS OF PLAY – WAKE UP! #15

Sony is already in hot water at the moment because of Venom. Now, with a limited edition PS4 only available for Days of Play, A Real Dorkie Hero is banishing Sony to the couch.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look […]

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THANOS’ CHIN – WTC? #39

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos’ chin does kind of resemble a man’s… scrotum. Leaning heavily on unnerving these con-goers, A Real Dorkie Hero sets up a hypothetical situation in which Thanos’ chin actually served the purpose of what it resembles. These con-goers are therefore left with their imaginations.

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SPACE FORCE – WAKE UP! #14

President Trump just announced that the US will be establishing a Space Force as the sixth branch of the military. A Real Dorkie Hero didn’t want to get political, but he honestly thought it was a joke.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and […]

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IF YOU HAD THE INFINITY GAUNTLET, WHO WOULD YOU WIPE OUT? – WTC? #38

SPOILERS! In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos killed a lot of people. A Real Dorkie Hero believes people are vengeful at their core. He wants to know who these con-goers would like to see dissolve into nothingness if they had that type of power.

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning […]

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LIVE-ACTION SPIDER-MAN ACTORS – WAKE UP! #13

A Real Dorkie Hero is a huge Spider-Man fan. Therefore, he wants to say things about the live-action Spider-Man actors and movies thus far.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, it isn’t. A Real […]

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WOULD YOU RATHER GO BLIND OR LOSE THE ABILITY TO TASTE FOOD? – WTC? #37

There are two very important senses that humans use. ODG and A Real Dorkie Hero want to know if con-goers value tasting food over their sight.

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic book convention attendees by asking the hard-hitting, thought-provoking questions […]

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