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KINGDOM HEARTS 3 REVIEW PART 1 – RIKU GOT SCREWED OVER

A Real Dorkie Hero has finished playing Kingdom Hearts 3. He has a lot to say. Check out the first of his two-part Kingdom Hearts 3 review. Yes, there are spoilers.

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SYRINGES MAKE ME SICK!

In case you didn’t know, syringes are different from the needles used for tattoos. Syringes enter your veins, needles simply prick your skin. Do not say they’re the same thing. A Real Dorkie Hero hates syringes.

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DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY WAS AMAZING

Despite believing that he grew out of Dragon Ball, A Real Dorkie Hero sees Dragon Ball Super: Broly and things change again. He really enjoyed that movie. It’s good. Go watch it. (Minor spoilers!)

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THESE SHAGGY MEMES AREN’T FUNNY

These memes are getting out of hand. A Real Dorkie Hero does not understand the Shaggy memes and he doesn’t think they’re funny. The power the Internet holds should be used for something more productive.

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I DON’T LIKE THE JASON TODD THEY CHOSE FOR TITANS

A Real Dorkie Hero is done with the DC Universe. One of the nails in the coffin is the actor they chose to play Jason Todd in “Titans.” He hates that guy.

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I SUGGEST YOU START GOING TO COMIC BOOK CONVENTIONS

A Real Dorkie Hero has some real advice for those of you who haven’t made it out to comic book convention… just start attending them. You won’t regret it.

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I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT ANXIETY IS REAL

For someone who originally didn’t believe in it, A Real Dorkie Hero now gets it. He wants you guys to know that anxiety is real and try to respect those who try to talk to you about it.

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SHARE STOCK IS A LOAD OF CRAP – I WAS ROBBED OF AN ONLINE MATCH IN “SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE”

The newest installment to the Super Smash Bros. franchise was recently released. For the first time, A Real Dorkie Hero is taking the game seriously, which means he’s playing online. Something happened that really upset him.

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THE VENOM MOVIE WAS TRASH, BUT…

A Real Dorkie Hero saw Sony’s Venom. As a huge fan, he has a lot to say about this movie… most of which are not good.

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MOVIE – WAKE UP! #21

So… there’s a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie coming out. While there isn’t a trailer, there’s a motion poster out already. If you’ve seen it, you’d probably agree with A Real Dorkie Hero in that we don’t need this movie.

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