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BREATH OF THE WILD IS ONE OF THE BEST ZELDA GAMES

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is the latest game in the Zelda franchise. It’s also one of A Real Dorkie Hero’s favorite games from that franchise. He just wants to talk about it.

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WHAT NON-HUMAN CREATURES WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMMUNICATE WITH?

Pondering on our various functions as humans, A Real Dorkie Hero suddenly becomes curious about with which creatures these cosplayer would like to communicate and which fictional foods they’d like to try.

Thanks to the following cosplayers
Catch them on Instagram:
@ghostlydoodles
@ghostiemetalhead
@acatnamednat
@level3xfactor

Or these other places:
Etsy.com/shop/ghostlymetalheadart
Twitter: @l3xfcosplay

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REBOOTS ARE NOT NECESSARY!

A Real Dorkie Hero is tired of reboots because they’re just not saying anything new. Learn to measure twice and cut once, Hollywood.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, it isn’t. A Real Dorkie […]

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THE BEST AND WORST ANIMES EVER

Since A Real Dorkie Hero has become a full weeaboo, he went to an anime convention and asked cosplayers to name the best and worst animes ever.

Thanks to the following cosplayers
Catch them on Instagram:
@ghostlydoodles
@ghostiemetalhead
@acatnamednat
@level3xfactor

Or these other places:
Etsy.com/shop/ghostlymetalheadart
Twitter: @l3xfcosplay

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner […]

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SUBS V. DUBS: DAWN OF THE WEEABOO

Indoctrinated as a full blown weeaboo, A Real Dorkie Hero now takes part in a centuries old debate: Subs or Dubs. He gives his own informed opinion.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, it […]

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WILL BATMAN SAVE THE WORLD IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME? – FAKE AVENGERS SPOILERS

Avengers: Endgame is on the horizon. A Real Dorkie Hero is curious if these cosplayers can come up with some interesting theories that have no shot in hell in being real.

What the Con? is a future Pulitzer Prize-winning show that explores the inner workings of anime/comic book convention attendees by […]

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3 REVIEW PART 2 – WHY TF IS THE BLACK BOX IMPORTANT ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

A Real Dorkie Hero has finished playing Kingdom Hearts 3. He has a lot to say. Check out the the conclusion of his two-part Kingdom Hearts 3 review. Yes, there are spoilers.

Check out the first part of his review here: https://youtu.be/_XNxP2CfPVs

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3 REVIEW PART 1 – RIKU GOT SCREWED OVER

A Real Dorkie Hero has finished playing Kingdom Hearts 3. He has a lot to say. Check out the first of his two-part Kingdom Hearts 3 review. Yes, there are spoilers.

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most […]

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SYRINGES MAKE ME SICK!

In case you didn’t know, syringes are different from the needles used for tattoos. Syringes enter your veins, needles simply prick your skin. Do not say they’re the same thing. A Real Dorkie Hero hates syringes.

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DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY WAS AMAZING

Despite believing that he grew out of Dragon Ball, A Real Dorkie Hero sees Dragon Ball Super: Broly and things change again. He really enjoyed that movie. It’s good. Go watch it. (Minor spoilers!)

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. […]

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