Dropping Loads

Wake Up!

Sometimes, you look at your childhood through the rose-tinted beer goggles of nostalgia and things always look amazing. Well, most of the time, it isn’t. A Real Dorkie Hero is here to drop a reality bomb and shout some sense into you.

THE VENOM MOVIE WAS TRASH, BUT…

A Real Dorkie Hero saw Sony’s Venom. As a huge fan, he has a lot to say about this movie… most of which are not good.

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG MOVIE – WAKE UP! #21

So… there’s a live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie coming out. While there isn’t a trailer, there’s a motion poster out already. If you’ve seen it, you’d probably agree with A Real Dorkie Hero in that we don’t need this movie.

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LION KING – WAKE UP! #20

Disney’s Lion King is A Real Dorkie Hero’s favorite movie of all time. The newest live-action movie is exciting, but Dorkie’s pretty upset about one thing: Beyonce as Nala. He’s just not happy about that.

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ANIME – WAKE UP! #19

Growing up, A Real Dorkie Hero simply didn’t like anime due to the cliches and the tropes. However, after being exposed to a recent anime, he would like to inform everyone that anime is good. Dorkie may have gone full weeb.

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DETECTIVE PIKACHU MOVIE – WAKE UP! #18

So… the trailer for Pokemon: Detective Pikachu came out. A Real Dorkie Hero is a bit uncomfortable with some of the new Pokemon designs… Mr. Mime is terrifying.
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POKEMON: LET’S GO, EEVEE – WAKE UP! #17

A Real Dorkie Hero plays Pokemon. So, he bought Pokemon: Let’s Go, Eevee. While he may be having fun with the game, there are several changes that he believes are bull.

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TOP 5 SHARK MOVIES

Vest Guy wants to make sure that you’re still scared to go in the water. It’s not Shark Week, but Vest Guy has some aquatic carnivores on the brain. Of the many shark movies released thus far, there’s very few that are actually good. Here are Vest Guy’s Top 5 […]

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3 RELEASE DATE… I WAS RIGHT! – WAKE UP! #16

The Kingdom Hearts 3 release date has been announced for January 2019. Earlier in the year, A Real Dorkie Hero expressed with certainty that Kingdom Hearts 3 would not be released in 2018. He was right… But, he’s happy the game has a release date.

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SONY’S DAYS OF PLAY – WAKE UP! #15

Sony is already in hot water at the moment because of Venom. Now, with a limited edition PS4 only available for Days of Play, A Real Dorkie Hero is banishing Sony to the couch.

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SPACE FORCE – WAKE UP! #14

President Trump just announced that the US will be establishing a Space Force as the sixth branch of the military. A Real Dorkie Hero didn’t want to get political, but he honestly thought it was a joke.

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